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The Ballad of Victor Flame: Part I
Alumni, aspiring novelist (32M) looking for feedback regarding debut noir novel set in UMass
Jun 24
A Yeatsless Eulogy
AITA for critiquing a eulogy my brother asked me to edit?
Jun 22
Grinch Kinks
How do I (24F) get my boyfriend (27M) to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me?
Jun 21
Magic Erasers & Maxi Pads
I think my (28M) girlfriend (25F) wipes her ass with magic eraser
Jun 21
Developer Duties
Girlfriend (26F) is mad because I (27M) was on Tinder. But she’s got it all wrong
Jun 21
Cold Brew Connoisseur
AITA for complaining to the Dunkin manager about a mislabeled coffee?
Jun 21
More Than a Game
AITA for telling my girlfriend to get her own copy of Animal Crossing?
Jun 19
Picasso's Brush
AITA for calling a student in my creative writing class a “feeble-minded twit?"
Jun 19
A Ravenclaw Reads Faulkner
AITA for insisting my girlfriend would be in Slytherin?
Jun 9
A Bangable Bitmoji
Girlfriend (21) isn't talking to me (23M) because I said her Bitmoji was too hot
Jun 8
A Platinum Elite Man
I feel like my girlfriend doesn't appreciate the fact that I'm an IHG Platinum Elite Rewards member enough
Jun 8
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