Archive - The Shitpost Diaries

More Than a Game

This coming Friday, the fifth installment of the wildly popular Animal Crossing series will be released for the Nintendo Switch.

Jun 19

Picasso's Brush

Following the success of my Harry Potter post, which had incited the anger of both Gryffindors and Slytherins alike, I was thrilled to have what…

Jun 19

A Ravenclaw Reads Faulkner

AITA for insisting my girlfriend would be in Slytherin?

Jun 9

A Bangable Bitmoji

Girlfriend (21) isn't talking to me (23M) because I said her Bitmoji was too hot

Jun 8

A Platinum Elite Man

I feel like my girlfriend doesn't appreciate the fact that I'm an IHG Platinum Elite Rewards member enough

Jun 8

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